Who's Been Peeping In My Headspace?

Usually I just find sun-sign horoscopes funny. They are so generic they can apply to anyone. Basically just good advice, right? Right.

And I still think that.

And this new horoscope I've been getting is hitting the nail on the head lately. Hitting it pretty damn square. Pretty damn hard.

Should you be involved in arrangements that limit your self-expression, you probably have excellent, defensible reasons for hanging in there. However, your chafe marks are becoming increasingly obvious and pretty soon they’ll probably need some salve.

Now the concept of salve will be ever-present on my mind.

Note to Mister Shower: Don't worry. It won't be the greasy lavender body butter kind of salve.

Am I delirious?