Wimmin

XX1 to XX2, frustrated by trouble with her husband and anticipating going to work at a new office: Can't wait to meet these fifteen attorneys - most of them are men. I wonder which one I'll be f*ckin.

XX2: Men are so stupid. Our husbands treat us like shit, but they don't know that we can always f*ck around if we want to. We're the ones with the power.

XX1, nodding: Damn straight.

Me, listening in, picking my chin up off the floor.

There are real world scenarios for which Gender Studies could never adequately prepare me.