The Onion Knows

Sure, I was being sarcastic by posting this, but think about it - wouldn't the death of a sexclub member be really sad for her or his clubmates? Wouldn't the next encounter be fundamentally different, especially if the group had formed a cohesive bond? Sometimes the Onion is right on. Right on.

First Orgy After Brian's Death Very Solemn

FAIRFIELD, CA—The orgy was marked by long stretches of silence despite the use of only two ball gags, and began with a melancholy daisy chain on the floor.